July 22nd 2006
Yo mamma part one
Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo momma's so fat, when she turns around they throw her a welcome back party.
Yo momma's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma's so big that she sat on a rainbow and got Skittles.
Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the driveway.
Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mamma's so fat, every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall.
Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Yo momma's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Yo momma's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, and they hit the ground.
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo momma's so fat, she has to buy two airplane tickets.
Yo mamma's so fat, the bath tub has stretch marks.
Don't steal my drink
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!". After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"