June 4th 2006
Four Catholic ladies
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'. The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic woman says smugly, "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?" She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard-bodied stripper... whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God!"
Joining a monestary
A man joined the monestary. The order he joined could not speak for 7 years. After the seven years, they could only say 2 words. The first 7 years passed and they went into a small room. His 2 words were "too cold". The next 7 years passed and they took him back into the small room and his 2 words were "bad food". The next 7 years passed and they took him back into the small room and his 2 words were "I quit". "Good", they said, "all you have done is complain."