October 28th 2006
THE VAMPIRE’S THIRTEEN LEAST FAVORITE SONGS
1. “You Are My Sunshine”
2. “Sonny Boy”
3. “On the Sunny Side of the Street”
4. “Coming up Sunday Morning”
5. “Sunshine on My Shoulder”
6. “Sunrise Serenade”
7. “Let the Sun Shine In”
8. “Early Morning Rain”
9. “Reveille”
10. “Little Mary Sunshine”
11. “In the Land of the Rising Sun”
12. “Good Morning Little Schoolgirl”
13. “Keep Your Sunny Side Up”
Horrible vampire jokes
Q: What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack?
A: Count Duckula
Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay
Q: Where did the vampire open his savings account?
A: At a blood bank
Q: What does a baby bat say before going to bed?
A: Turn on the dark. I'm afraid of the light!
Q: What is Transylvania?
A: Dracula's terror-tory
Q: Where does Dracula water ski?
A: On Lake Erie