Oct 31st 2006
Top ten reasons why trick-or-treating is better than sex
10.You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
6. It's OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't like what you get you can always go next door.
3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
1. YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
3 vampires in a bar
Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have. The first vampire says, "I'll have a glass of O Positive." The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative." The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver, so I'll just have a glass of plasma." The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells, "Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"
Halloween Knock-Knock
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Philip.
Philip who?
Philip my bag with candy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Manuel.
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't give me a treat!